You know how everyone always get plane tickets so cheaply and fly everywhere for (almost) free, and you always pay full price and it ends up costing an arm and a leg? Well, I do. Because when you buy 4 plane tickets, have to time your flight to the school holidays and can never really book a long time in advance (this one is mostly because we never know where we’ll be next whenever), you are lucky if you don’t have to sell a random organ to pay for the pleasure of packing three suitcases for a two day trip because the kids “bed-friends”, toys and electronic devices take up at least a suitcase and a half (and that’s after we vetoed Olaf, the ginormous snowman), go through all the security checks, and cramp into a too-full flying bus.
But not this time. Last week I snagged, for the first time ever, a flight that was so close to single digit price tag you could almost hear the credit card smiling.
The only catch was – it was a one night flight. Fly to London Saturday morning and come back to Berlin Sunday early afternoon. Some would say it’s not worth it. But I have an obsession with EggNog Latte from Starbucks (which apparently they don’t share here in Berlin, but is “back due to popular demand” in London), and the Oxford St Christmas lights, so after the kids stopped whining about it being “only one day” (they have an obsession with London in general, and anything less than a week is deemed “too short” for their taste), we packed the three trollies and hopped on the plane.
It all started innocently enough, we had our regular table at the airport cafe (yes, we have a regular table) we even gave a couple of young girls some tips about Copenhagen (I love it when we can give people tips about places. It happens so rarely) and we passed border control quite fast (I hate border control, they scare me half to death every time and in every country). I should have known we were doomed.
The phone call came at 9:05 am, just as we were closing the hotel room door and heading into town. A major crisis at Hidai’s work, servers down, losing money by the second. And this, if you ever wondered, is how not to go to London.
But at least we learnt some valuable lessons –
Don’t try to fit a ten hours shopping day into four. Especially on Oxford st, before Christmas.
Don’t try and eat three meals in the span of two hours. Especially when you’ve been stress-munching non-stop on food that belongs to the category “something sweet for the kids”. There is no way a grown-up’s stomach can stand all that plus a McDonalds, a Starbucks, a Pret and some chocolate from M&S and still let you function.
Don’t try to walk leisurely and stop for good photo-ops in Oxford St Especially on Saturday afternoon, before Christmas, and when you have two kids who apparently have forgotten what city life really looks like, and has gotten used to the Berlin pace and space.
Don’t take the kids with you. Especially if they have been up from 3am, Flew for 2 hours and sat in a hotel room for 5, glued to iPads which were connected to electricity and ate three bags of sweets. But if you do, don’t forget to also bring ear-plugs.
Don’t forget that London high-street shops have a tendency to blast (lousy) music every minute of every day, but especially when you have a headache. I assume they think we feel younger and oh so cool and hip and whatever the kids are calling it these days. In reality it makes the people actually paying (as in the old people) just feel older and grumpier and count the seconds until they are out of there.
Don’t forget they now charge 5p per bag. Or as I like to call it a “if you pay this we’ll let you out of here faster” charge.
Don’t try and change your flight home online, on the phone or at the airport. Especially if you are flying EasyJet. Our options were plentiful, but they all ended up costing twice (!) the original flight price for an extra 5 hours in London. Even we are not that crazy.
Do go to Starbucks, because evil corporate or not, there is nothing like those red cups.
Do eat at Pret, which are not an evil corporate, and have the best sandwiches in the world.
Do pop into M&S, which I have no idea if they are an evil corporate or not, but they have excellent packaging-design department, and those chocolate buckets.
Do go to the new(ish, I guess, it wasn’t there in May) toy store which is a cross between Hamleys and Disney. It saves time. Also you get to play with really cute things and blame the kids.
Do not be terrified of the person in Boots who looks at you funny and judges your shopping habits. It is perfectly normal to buy 15 bottles of Otrivine. And a few other things. and the latest Heat. Hey, if I had time I would have gone into 4 different Boots for this.
Do walk around. Just walking around Oxford St, with all the lights, the noise, and the crowds is enough to get you into the Christmas spirit. And also to think once more that someone should pitch the people at Gatwick to add a sign of “Welcome to London. Where everyone is thinner, younger and better dressed than you”. Honestly, I don’t even know why I try.
Do book a new flight to another weekend, because the prices for January are really low, and compared to Berlin, it’s considered a “warmer climate holiday”. Just make it a two day holiday. Or a week.
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Rachel
Ha basically do not ever stop walking whilst in London and that keeps everyone happy x
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Julie Syl Kalungi
Ha ha haaa surely you can stop for the essential SELFIE and of course get the crazy person looks from te quite disinterested ever stressed out Londoners 🙂
Trust me even the young Londoners look 5 yrs older…its a London thing. Well done on getting through your pre-xmas shopping in London…And what almost single digit tickets….lets get that link asap. As a frequent traveler and a member of a travel club ( by the way its open for members at the moment 🙂 I love the 2-3 days dream get aways we get for next to nothing, So I would love to get a next to nothing flight too 🙂 you guys got it all sussed…an own airport table lol! And to imagine that today we posted a blog post on “Why Travel Matters” Small world!
Mellissa Williams
I am with you on Pret A Manger. Love the place! All the left over food at the end of the day goes to homeless people as well. Yes London can be a nightmare when it is in the run up to Christmas, but what a place! 🙂
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Izzie Anderton
And now I want to go to London before Christmas. I’d forgotten how brilliant it was, in spite of all of the chaos.
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Sarah Ebner
This is such a brilliant post – you need to come back and chill a little and enjoy it more next time (and go to more Boots stores!). I’ve lived here all my life and I try not to venture into Oxford street within a few months of Xmas….
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Jen Walshaw (@Mum_TheMadHouse)
I adore London even just for a fast stop and a look at all the lights! My boys would not have been happy couped up in the hotel tech or not!
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Our Cherry Tree
This puts me to shame! I live only half hour from central London and never go, even though I miss it. Hope you enjoy another trip back soon! #PoCoLo
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Nayna Kanabar
I loved reading your post, it sounded so down to earth and amusing.I hope amongst all the rush you did get to enjoy some aspects of London.
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Stephanie Robinson
Wow -that sounds a whistle stop trip. Well done on the cheap flights, I never seem to get them either 🙂 #pocolo
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Verily Victoria Vocalises
This has to be one of my favourite posts ever of yours. I love how you have shared everything – and even the negatives sound like positives! There is nothing like London – especially at Christmas 🙂 Thank you for linking to #PoCoLo x
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Ness @ JibberJabberUK
I gave up trying to shop on Oxford Street years ago. Now we like to go down to Marble Arch on the top deck of a bus and walk back down enjoying the lights and shop windows.
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Lex
What an insightful, funny post. You really did deliver. I love how you write. Despite it being a short, hectic trip it sounds like you had fun. But yes in hindsight do book for longer next time, for your own sanity haha 🙂 #weekend
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Cass@frugalfamily
I love London at CHristmas but we’re not planning on making the journey this year – we’re having a chilled one this year x
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Ickle Pickle
Love this – and despite it all, I would still love to take the children to London before Christmas! Kaz x
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Mrs Tubbs
Respect! I wouldn’t go near Oxford Street at Christmas, let alone with kids!
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Steph @MisplacedBrit
Fantastic 🙂
I know that Boots hording habit all to well! What’s a girl to do when there’s no Boots where you’re living!! 🙂
Well done getting through all of that.
Emma @ Adventures of a London Kiwi
Now; this is an urban adventure! TV crews should turn it into a sport!
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Kara
Even I struggle doing London in a day and its only a two hour drive for me – what an adventure though
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Terrainia
Absolutely enjoyed this post. I have never been to London, but loved reading your taking on traveling in a short time span. As someone who remains relatively busy, I will also open up to possibly take a quick trip to a nearby state or country.
Priya Aurora
I totally loved your post. Traveling with kids, you need to be fully prepared.
Michelle Gwynn Jones
I have done the cheap airfare a few times. I find that it is either a wonderful experience or a complete disaster. Never in the middle.
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Kimberly
Awe I really like your pictures and the trip sounds like it was an experience. At least you and your family will have the memories to share.
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Wander Mum
You were so brave to venture onto Oxford street so close to Christmas. I live in London and tend to steer clear! But, the lights do look amazing and there is definitely a buzz…just don’t stop to take any pictures! This post and some of your other posts would be a great fit for a new linky I am co-hosting – #citytripping – if you fancied joining…runs Tues-Thurs #pocolo x
Lori
I love these sort of great mini crazy adventures. I recently went to london on a 24 hours trip and it was super fun and worth the buzz. x
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Nikki Fraser
I have only ever been to London during the summer but it looks amazing close to Christmas. It’s amazing you arrived home for first snow 🙂
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Ninajcat
OO h I love the twinkly lights of London I love it x
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Donna @OrdCyclingGirl
What a great blog. I really enjoyed reading this post. Hope your next visit is a little more relaxed!
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Cathy (MummyTravels)
I love this post! I have lived in London for around 15 years and you wouldn’t get me into Oxford Street around Christmas unless you paid me LARGE sums of money. Sometimes not even the rest of the year 🙂 But I absolutely love that you hopped on a plane for less than 48 hours here. Thanks for joining up with #citytripping
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Clare Thomson (Suitcases and Sandcastles)
I love this! Do hope you make it back. I have to say I vowed never to return to Oxford Street years ago – I just can’t bear all the crowds. Certainly agree about Pret’s sandwiches!
Wander Mum
Hey, returning for #citytripping – thanks for linking up! I love this post – so honest and pretty much sums up the atmosphere in London and Oxford Street in the lead up to Christmas! What it is with Boots? My Singaporean friends always have to do the obligatory stock up when they are in town! X
Jacek
Perfect blog. Really nice to read something fresh and natural.